We rebuilt simsup: no JavaScript, no trackers, no account

6 June 2026

simsup used to run on WordPress. We pulled it down and rebuilt the whole site from scratch.

Every page is plain HTML. Your browser asks for a page, the server sends back a finished one, and your browser just shows it. There's no JavaScript running in the background, nothing loading in from other companies, nothing keeping score of what you look at.

What you get out of that:

No analytics, no ad pixels, no tracking cookies.
Pages are tiny and load fast.
It works in locked-down and privacy browsers, including over Tor.
No account. You buy an eSIM and get a private link to it, that link is the whole thing.
You pay in cryptocurrency, so there are no cards or bank details sitting on our side.